Beast of Burgerland
By Barry Cain
Record Mirror
1978
Concert Review - New York
Boy - On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the
wolf with the red roses?
Girl - Will he offer me his mouth?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Will he offer me his teeth?
Boy - Yes.
Girl - Will he offer me his jaws?
Boy - Yes.
Girl - Will he offer me his hunger?
Boy - Yes.
Girl - Again, will he offer me his hunger?
Boy - Yes.
Girl - And does he love me?
Boy - Yes. On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the
wolf with the red roses?
Girl - Yes.
Boy - I bet you say that to all the boys.
And that's Meat Loaf - the Laurel and Hardy of soda fountain soliloquy in New York.
Meat Loaf hangs out everywhere mainly because of a hamburger-swollen body. He sings all
the songs on 'Bat Out Of Hell' in a hamburger swollen voice. He's swell.
Jim Steinman has written all the songs on 'Bat Out Of Hell.' Heroic songs mainly
concerned with the amplification of reality - his words.
'Bat Out Of Hell' is an album of insurrection and the incessant adolescent fight
against all odds.
"Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun/Torn and twisted at the
foot of a burning bike/And I think somebody, somewhere must be tolling a bell/And the last
thing I see is my heart."
"I was a varsity tackle and a hell of a block/When I played my guitar/I made the
canyons rock - but-/Every Saturday night, I felt the fever grow."
All this teenage mongoloidmainia is lovingly encased in a Phil Spector smokescreen
produced by Todd "I've got piles in my pyramids" Rundgren.
The album deals with passion - the Bazooka Joe chewing kind with liberal dallops of
motorbikes, Coupe de Ville's, football games, lubricated school love etc.
And there's nothing wrong with the epic musical backdrop. Yank kids hate their parents
in luxury. "Hey Mom, Dad ain't taking my Chevy AGAIN!?" That's why they loathe
the Pistols who don't play on a bed of roses bemoaning pubescent mental trauma.
"Oh, I know you belong inside my aching heart/And can't you see my faded Levis
bursting apart?"
The album, their debut, has prodded a few of the curious but it's live that Meat Loaf
have created the biggest stir. I ain't had the pleasure yet but I did catch them last week
on the Whistle Test performing the title track embellished by a film of a night rider
OD'ing on revs.
Meat Loaf sings sweat and blood and tears in a glory filled hell bent for leather
overweight orgasm, hair suitably flowing in a Status Quo mockwind. It was great.
So we're in this New York apartment drinking bourbon from cut glass Meat Loaf is
hanging out again and talking about Texas.
"I left Dallas when I graduated. I was always drunk, playing basketball and
running. Yeah, every day for 11 years I ran five miles."
Like, I shudder to think what he would have looked like if he'd only walked.
He talks about the impressive array of talent who play on the album: "none of
them, contrary to opinion, are session players. They're just guys from other bands.
Pianist Roy Bitten works with Bruce Springsteen and bassist Kasim Sultan works with
Rundgren. And of course there's Rundgren himself and Edgar Winter. We simply rehearsed as
any band would..."
Steinman interrupts. "Studio musicians can't really identify with what you're
trying to lay down. When you act as a band there's genuine emotional joy apparent with
every success.
"We started work on these songs in '76 with some exploratory sessions the year
before."
Meat Loaf - "we would have completed it earlier only we're both
perfectionists."
The feel, the ambitions of the album have been compared generally favorably, with
Springsteen.
"Yeah, but when I hear Springsteen I think of The Who. It's the resonance's, the
reverberations, the echoes. It's simply 1976 rock and roll," says Steinman dismissing
the association.
"Our songs," says Jim, "are a series of heroics. Amplification of
reality, glorification's of fantasy. There ain't been a lot of that in the last few years.
Fleetwood Mac are a glorification of what's already real. Everything musical at the moment
seems so homogenized. The seventies have been a decade of languidness. The sixties were a
decade of rock and roll.
"Everyone got older and left rock behind them. They've dispensed with the heroics
and are now dealing with interior forces. We all live too comfortably. That's why we like
FM radio.
"Universal fantasies are projects in a changing environment," says Steinman
as he talks of the "impulses and sexual desires" that haunt rock and roll songs.
"You can be just as fanatic within an Elvis Costello arrangement as you can within a
Stevie Wonder arrangement.
"The songs on the album are a combination of all my dreams, all my obsessions. But
it's essentially sarcastic. A lot of the most dramatic moments on 'Bat' are sarcastic.
"But that doesn't mean to say I find 'teenage' a disparaging term. Rock and roll
is teenage. It's narcissistic. Teenage is one of the most pure American terms I have ever
heard."
And Meat Loaf is one of the nastiest.
But Steinman has managed to vinylise his ideals. And vinylised dreams last longer.
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