1. MEAT LOAF BRAVER THAN WE ARE
Poor Meat. No one’s disputing his talent, but no one’s brave enough to say his voice now has all the power of a punch from Simpsons’ pensioner Mr Burns. Jim Steinman served up second hand songs, but Loaf’s flat-out-of hell-warble made him the weakest link on his own album. “My voice just isn’t what it was,” he says three minutes in. Consider that an in-built spoiler.