> I mean, just imagine if you splashed him with a bunch of
> eye make-up, wrapped him in microphone cable and got him
> to lift weights.
> Christopher Walken has got to be Strat's grand-dad. That's
> my head canon now!
> BTW it says he used to be a lion tamer. I bet he just
> yelled at the lions and gave 'em an intimidating look.