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MEAT cameo?

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Scaramouche 02:55 pm MST 02/26/17
In reply to: re: Meat as FALCO? - Jacqueline 09:27 am MST 02/26/17

I saw the show last night (25/2) and to facilitate a Meat cameo, I think there could be a spot were Falco & Sloan seek out a marriage guidance councillor...enter Dr Loaf.

There would be some (darkly comic) preamble dialogue about how they now hate each other, trading insults as the intro to Loving You's A Dirty Job is played (Braver arrangement). They almost comes to blows, but Meat parts them, screaming 'Sit Down Motherfuc**rs', and their therapy begins...

Dr Loaf (to Falco):
When the sky is falling and you’re looking ‘round for somewhere to hide
Did you ever call out to someone?
Did you ever call out to her?
She’s never been gone
She’s been right here by your side
There ain’t nothin’ but tears
There ain’t nothin’ but tears in her eyes

Dr Loaf (to Sloan):
Why don’t you believe it when you finally found the truth?
You’ve been drinking poison water from the fountain of youth
Why don’t you stop tearing up everyone you need the most?
You’re so busy trying to get even
You never even try to get close

Dr Loaf (to both):
You can’t explain it away
Doesn’t make any sense
To know what it’s like
I guess you gotta go through it
Guess you gotta go through it
Guess you gotta go through it
It doesn’t matter baby

Falco & Sloan:
Loving you’s a dirty job
(loving you, loving you’s a dirty job)
But somebody’s gotta do it

Dr Loaf (to Sloan): ‘Tell him…’

Sloan:
There were times when we’d never fake it
There were times we would always make it
There were times we would take it to the limit
And we’d never, ever, ever leave each other alone
We were flesh and blood and bone
There were times we had it all
There were times we had it all

Dr Loaf (to Falco): ‘Tell her…’

Falco:
There were times when we took our chances
There were times we were damn good dancers
There were times when we heard all the answers

Falco & Sloan:
In the beating of the drummer and the riches of the rock and the roll

Falco:
I can see right through your soul
There were times we had it all
There were times we had it all

Dr Loaf (to both):
If your fears could only be forgotten
You could pull all the barriers down
Would you follow your dreams’ desire?
Would you follow your secret dreams and forbidden fire?
Just take that one leap of faith

Falco & Sloan:
It’s been nothing but dreams
It’s been nothing but dreams until now

Dr Loaf:
Are you ever gonna see it?
You’ve got your heads stuck in the sand
You’re in the land of the free and easy street
Not the home of the damned

Falco & Sloan:
Are we ever gonna see it?

Dr Loaf:
You better open up your eyes
You’re the only ones who’s left
Who’s gonna believe all your lies

So don’t explain it away
It never makes any sense
Do you know what it’s like?
I guess you gotta go through it
You gotta go through it
You gotta go...it doesn’t matter baby

Falco & Sloan:
Loving you’s a dirty job
(loving you, loving you’s a dirty job)
But somebody’s gotta do it

Falco & Sloan:
There were times when our bodies glistened

Falco:
There were times when we never stopped missing

Sloan:
There were times when we’d lay in bed and listen

Falco & Sloan:
To the pounding, pounding chorus of our desperate hearts

Dr Loaf:
Nothing could've torn you apart?

Falco & Sloan:
There were times we had it all
There were times we had it all

There were times when we fought like tigers

Dr Loaf:
There were times you were damn good liars

Falco & Sloan:
Loving you's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it

There were times we’d extinguish every fire
That was burning, burning, burning up each other alive

Dr Loaf:
From the heavens on down to the dives

Falco:
There were times we lost it all

Sloan:
There were times we lost it all...

Dr Loaf:
There were times when your bodies glistened
There were times when you never stopped missing
There were times when you'd lay in bed and listen
To the pounding, pounding chorus of your desperate hearts
Nothing could've torn you apart

There were times you had it all

All three (embracing):
There were times we had it all…


The 'therapist' could be an ongoing guest role, not only for Meat but other celebs that fancy it, for a limited time, but the character name would remain Dr Loaf.


> Great idea Jimmy. The cameo role as Falco's Father or Boss
> or guy in a record shop that sells Strat a copy of
> Bat...something like... that makes better sense. That
> type of walk on role wouldn't be taxing and it could be a
> special star role, if they want that sort of thing.



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