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Jacqueline 03:30 pm MST 02/26/17
In reply to: MEAT cameo? - Scaramouche 02:55 pm MST 02/26/17

As always, you're creativity blows me away. Will send this to Jim and he would LOVE a detailed review of your thoughts on BOOHTM. (Whoever created that abbreviation, thanks!)

> I saw the show last night (25/2) and to facilitate a Meat
> cameo, I think there could be a spot were Falco & Sloan
> seek out a marriage guidance councillor...enter Dr Loaf.
>
> There would be some (darkly comic) preamble dialogue about
> how they now hate each other, trading insults as the intro
> to Loving You's A Dirty Job is played (Braver
> arrangement). They almost comes to blows, but Meat parts
> them, screaming 'Sit Down Motherfuc**rs', and their
> therapy begins...
>
> Dr Loaf (to Falco):
> When the sky is falling and you’re looking ‘round for
> somewhere to hide
> Did you ever call out to someone?
> Did you ever call out to her?
> She’s never been gone
> She’s been right here by your side
> There ain’t nothin’ but tears
> There ain’t nothin’ but tears in her eyes
>
> Dr Loaf (to Sloan):
> Why don’t you believe it when you finally found the
> truth?
> You’ve been drinking poison water from the fountain of
> youth
> Why don’t you stop tearing up everyone you need the most?
> You’re so busy trying to get even
> You never even try to get close
>
> Dr Loaf (to both):
> You can’t explain it away
> Doesn’t make any sense
> To know what it’s like
> I guess you gotta go through it
> Guess you gotta go through it
> Guess you gotta go through it
> It doesn’t matter baby
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> Loving you’s a dirty job
> (loving you, loving you’s a dirty job)
> But somebody’s gotta do it
>
> Dr Loaf (to Sloan): ‘Tell him…’
>
> Sloan:
> There were times when we’d never fake it
> There were times we would always make it
> There were times we would take it to the limit
> And we’d never, ever, ever leave each other alone
> We were flesh and blood and bone
> There were times we had it all
> There were times we had it all
>
> Dr Loaf (to Falco): ‘Tell her…’
>
> Falco:
> There were times when we took our chances
> There were times we were damn good dancers
> There were times when we heard all the answers
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> In the beating of the drummer and the riches of the rock
> and the roll
>
> Falco:
> I can see right through your soul
> There were times we had it all
> There were times we had it all
>
> Dr Loaf (to both):
> If your fears could only be forgotten
> You could pull all the barriers down
> Would you follow your dreams’ desire?
> Would you follow your secret dreams and forbidden fire?
> Just take that one leap of faith
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> It’s been nothing but dreams
> It’s been nothing but dreams until now
>
> Dr Loaf:
> Are you ever gonna see it?
> You’ve got your heads stuck in the sand
> You’re in the land of the free and easy street
> Not the home of the damned
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> Are we ever gonna see it?
>
> Dr Loaf:
> You better open up your eyes
> You’re the only ones who’s left
> Who’s gonna believe all your lies
>
> So don’t explain it away
> It never makes any sense
> Do you know what it’s like?
> I guess you gotta go through it
> You gotta go through it
> You gotta go...it doesn’t matter baby
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> Loving you’s a dirty job
> (loving you, loving you’s a dirty job)
> But somebody’s gotta do it
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> There were times when our bodies glistened
>
> Falco:
> There were times when we never stopped missing
>
> Sloan:
> There were times when we’d lay in bed and listen
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> To the pounding, pounding chorus of our desperate hearts
>
> Dr Loaf:
> Nothing could've torn you apart?
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> There were times we had it all
> There were times we had it all
>
> There were times when we fought like tigers
>
> Dr Loaf:
> There were times you were damn good liars
>
> Falco & Sloan:
> Loving you's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it
>
> There were times we’d extinguish every fire
> That was burning, burning, burning up each other alive
>
> Dr Loaf:
> From the heavens on down to the dives
>
> Falco:
> There were times we lost it all
>
> Sloan:
> There were times we lost it all...
>
> Dr Loaf:
> There were times when your bodies glistened
> There were times when you never stopped missing
> There were times when you'd lay in bed and listen
> To the pounding, pounding chorus of your desperate hearts
> Nothing could've torn you apart
>
> There were times you had it all
>
> All three (embracing):
> There were times we had it all…
>
>
> The 'therapist' could be an ongoing guest role, not only
> for Meat but other celebs that fancy it, for a limited
> time, but the character name would remain Dr Loaf.
>
>
> > Great idea Jimmy. The cameo role as Falco's Father or Boss
> > or guy in a record shop that sells Strat a copy of
> > Bat...something like... that makes better sense. That
> > type of walk on role wouldn't be taxing and it could be a
> > special star role, if they want that sort of thing.
>


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