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re: Meat Review from Manchester

Posted by:
Markus 03:58 pm UTC 05/11/07
In reply to: re: Meat Review from Manchester - Vin 02:31 pm UTC 05/11/07

Cool that so many german words are used outside germany as well. :)

Markus.

> Was this translated from another language? Grammar is
> awful in places.
>
> Also, "Blind as a Bat" is no pun. I suppose he meant
> "Cliche Police." Or really, "Figure of Speech" police.
>
> And sweat does not constitute fresh water; it would be
> quite mean-spirited to offer a trough of sweat to
> impoverished villagers.
>
> And Meat has been "30% less meaty than before" for about
> 20 years."
>
> Oh well, at least he liked the show.
>
> Thanks for sharing, Dave.
>
>
> Oh, and I've seen a Smeghead doppleganger on my train two
> days in a row now.
>
> > This is worth posting, if only because the phrase
> > "grandiloquent opera-rock oeuvre" is worth repeating!
> >
> > You have to credit Meat Loaf with one thing – and
> > that’s dogged resilience.
> >
> > During his career, man known to his parents as “Marvin”
> > has survived events that would topple mere mortals,
> > including bankruptcy, legal wrangles with Bat Out Of Hell
> > svegali Jim Steinman, collapsing onstage (“Tiiiiimber!”)
> > and – perhaps most remarkably of all – appearing as the
> > bus driver in the Spice Girls movie.
> >
> > Yet here he is, in front of the teeming hanger-like Arena,
> > giving a brilliantly idiosyncratic and er, sweaty
> > performance. Indeed, just one Meat Loaf gig could supply a
> > Third World village with fresh water for a week – such is
> > the amount of perspiration gushing off him.
> >
> > Arriving onstage at the supernaturally early time of
> > 8.15pm belting out All Revved Up and Paradise By The
> > Dashboard Light, the slimmed-down Loaf – looking a good 30
> > per cent less Meaty than before – ploughs through his
> > wailing, grandiloquent opera-rock oeuvre that mercilessly
> > hurls everything bar the kitchen sink at a track to an
> > audience that reassuring includes a smattering of burly,
> > hirsute HGV drivers, each with whom have parted with £40
> > (kerrching!) per ticket and presumably, sold their
> > first-born to purchase the expensive merchandise.
> >
> > Fiddling with his trademark red hanky tied to his mic
> > stand, you can tell that he was once in the both the stage
> > and film version of the Rocky Horror Show, as during
> > numbers like newbie (prepare to call the pun police!)
> > Blind as a Bat, he entertainingly connotes emotion by
> > wildly gesticulating like that the drunken tramp you’d
> > avoid at the bus stop.
> >
> > He’s joined onstage for various songs by partner-in-rhyme
> > Marion Raven, with whom The Loaf dueted with on a cover of
> > It’s All Coming Back To Me Now, on latest album Bat III,
> > supposedly the final chapter of the highly-lucrative ‘Bat’
> > trilogy.
> >
> > Visually, the show’s enlivened by pyrotechnics and – at
> > one surreal point – a ten-foot inflatable band who play
> > away looking like a Sex Toy version of Razorlight (though,
> > admittedly, are probably full of less hot air).
> >
> > He perches on a stool to deliver a powerful rendition of
> > Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than
> > They Are (a title so long-winded, it’s worthy of Fall Out
> > Boy), but it’s the big one – his musical money shot – that
> > finally gets the crowd out of their seats.
> >
> > As the final moment before the encore, the timeless Bat
> > Out Of Hell – performed in full-on safety-limits-off
> > “Histrionics” mode – which sends out the message that
> > while he’s never topped his 30-year-old original magnum
> > opus, the world would nonetheless be a less enjoyable
> > place without the waistcoat-wearing bellower.



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