From around the net.....
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
There are 3 kinds of people; those who can count & those who can't.
Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
Borrow money from pessimists, they won't expect it back!
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk.
If ignorance is bliss, why isn't Ryan more happy?
'Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most' - Pidunk
'Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid' - Pidunk & Ryan
'Everyone is entitled to my opinion' - Pudding
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A survey says 3/4 of people make up 75% of the population.
A friend in need, is a pain in the ass.
Why do Psychics have to ask your name?
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?
'Don't quit your day job'. What about people who work nights?
Civil War. Free Gift. Contradiction in terms?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Hard work never killed anyone...but why take the chance?
Alright? No, I'm half left.
A watched clock never boils.
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