I'm already quite married. To a real person, even!
-=ShoEboX=-
> Will you marry me?
>
> > Okay, it's obvious that Jim's always got a lot of
> > potential projects going on, and when you've got THAT many
> > irons in the fire, you're GONNA end up dropping a few on
> > your foot and jumping around in pain screaming "OW! FUCK!
> > MY FOOT!! THIS IRON SUCKS!!" and then going out and
> > beating a bunch of elderly pedestrians to death with a
> > crowbar, much like I did to this metaphor several words
> > ago.
> >
> > But there's an obvious solution for this, and that's to
> > create a backup Jim Steinman...a "Vice Steinman" if you
> > will...which can take over duties for any project that the
> > original Jim Steinman is unavailable for. And NO,
> > MEAT, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT DIANE WARREN.
> >
> > So I've built my very own four-inch-high Jim Steinman out
> > of marshmallows, Q-Tips, and aluminum foil, and I must say
> > it's coming along nicely. It hasn't composed any new
> > songs yet, and when I left it alone near my computer
> > earlier it made another "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" dance
> > mix and remastered a Boyzone LP, so it clearly needs some
> > tweaking (and I can't post samples of either, because the
> > little Steven Rinkoff I made out of an onion and a stick
> > won't let me.) But we're off to a promising start here.
> > I'll post updates as they happen.
> >
> > -=ShoEboX=-
> >
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