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re: Finally I Laugh At A Mr. Smeg Joke

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Smeghead 03:26 pm UTC 08/28/09
In reply to: re: Finally I Laugh At A Mr. Smeg Joke - Pudding 07:41 am UTC 08/28/09

Finally I laugh at a Mr. Pudding Joke. If Mr. Egg wasn't so busy being a Daft Cunt he could go away and leave us alone.

> > If Pudding wasn't so busy getting his nickers in a twist,
> > he might be able to come up with some decent humour too.
>
> I'll do my best.
>
> Q. How do you kill a bunch of Mr.Eggs on a bus?
> A. Put poison on the windows.
>
> Q. What's the difference between Forrest Gump and Mr.Egg?
> A. One's a fucking retard and the other is Forrest Gump
>
> Mr Egg: "Doctor, I feel sick, angry and depressed when I
> look at the offensive material on Rockman."
> Doctor: "Well don't look at it then, you daft cunt."


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