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Parody: A Riff is a Terrible Thing to Waste

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Vin 03:45 am UTC 08/09/10

If you listen to it right you’ll think you’ve heard this song before
Might even think, “He wrote it once, he shouldn’t write it anymore”
But if you listen to it twice then you will know this much is true
That piano part you’re hearing’s in the key of déjà vu

So many songs in this life that nobody will hear
It wasn’t a single
Not even a b-side

So many stanzas are lost that he slaved over for years
“Why shouldn’t I use it?
Why shouldn’t I use it once more?”

The most powerful chords you’ll ever know
Are chords that you heard twenty years ago
The most resonant words on this tape I play
Were written long ago and far away

The music sounds so familiar
Its just these lyrics that are brand spankin’ new
I’m telling you
I’m telling you

A riff is a terrible thing to waste
A riff is a terrible thing to waste
But some people just can’t let go
A riff is a terrible thing to waste
A riff is a terrible thing to waste
And some of these songs have melodies that you already know
There’s a chorus coming up and you’ve already gotten a taste
It goes something like this
And a riff is a terrible thing to waste

Adjust the treble and the bass if you don’t believe your ears
But that haunting closing coda, its been closing songs for years
I wanna show you this line, although you’ve seen it anyhow
But its never been as sung as it is right now
Its never been as sung as it is right now!

So many critics will write that your songs are a bore
They’re too bombastic
They’re self-indulgent

So many nay-sayers talking that you’ve got to ignore
Piss on the bastards
Fuck them all sideways right now!

The most powerful chords you’ll ever know
Are chords that you heard twenty years ago
The most resonant words on this tape I play
Were written long ago and far away

The lyrics might be in German
But the music’s stuff that you’ve heard before
And what for?
And what for, and what for?

A riff is a terrible thing to waste
A riff is a terrible thing to waste
But nobody wants to say so
A riff is a terrible thing to waste
A riff is a terrible thing to waste
And one of these nights you’ll hear a memory playing on the radio
There’s a hoagie waiting for you and you’ve already taken a bite
There’s just so many ways, to tell the kids to seize the night

Dance remixes and top-forty charts
The music begins to unwind
So busy with this Greta Garbo project
Jeff Bova’s out of his fucking mind

There’s a dance remix on the top-forty charts
Casey Kasem says it’s good as can be
Sometimes the gods demand sacrifices
So he took the axe to “Two Out of Three”

There’s a big Chinese buffet and you’ve already cleaned off three plates
God speed the crab rangoons
And a riff is a terrible thing to waste





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