Kissed by a Buick reminds me of Christine (though she is a 58 Plymouth Fury)
> So I'm meandering through the story of Annie Christmas in
> my head...
>
> "Big old girl, lala, 6ft 8 in her bare feet, la la..."
>
> "She could drink and she could fight, she had a curly
> black moustache... "
>
> Brain: Haha, that reminds me... wait I forgot. Dammit...
>
> "Na na na, bead for every ear and nose
> She had bitten off..."
>
> Brain: HAHAHA!!! Remember this?
> "...and I was jumped on by this enormous lady biker which
> was a little bit...Now, how would I describe this? It was
> like when she jumped on top of me, it was like being
> French kissed by a Buick! ! I mean it was horrifying! And
> she bashed me up and broke my nose in about eight spots. I
> don't know how she found eight spots but she managed to
> bash it away..."
>
> To which I must ask...
>
> Do you think the butch biker lady that pummeled Jimmy had
> a moustache?
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