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kenswan 01:18 am UTC 05/19/07 |
| In reply to: | Listen To Jesus Jimmy! - Pudding 09:57 pm UTC 05/18/07 |
| Pretty funny stuff. Where is this from? Thanks for the post. > It's not often I'm impressed by a musical, but thanks to > Smeg for pointing us in the direction of Reefer Madness, > it's fantastic > > Madness The Movie Musical Unofficial Soundtrack > > Song: Listen to Jesus, Jimmy Lyrics > > Jesus: > I floated down from Heaven when I heard a lamb had > strayed > Look at you, Jim, your brain has turned to marmalade > I'm here to help you, Jimmy, and return you to the fold > Try filling your lungs with God, and not Jamaican Gold > Satan's bold! Loves to lie! > Don't reply! Do you wanna make the angels cry? > > All: > Cry-yi-yi-yi > Listen to Jesus, Jimmy! > > Jesus: > Just say no to the marijuana! > (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) This comes straight from the > Madonna! > (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the face on the shroud of > Turin > (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Do I need to test your urine? > > Satan went and conned ya (Went and conned ya, Jimmy) > Mustn't touch his evil ganja (No! No! No! No! No!) > Jimmy, don't turn your back on God > > All: > Dona eis requiem > Numquam fumas canibas > Aut incendes ibi inferno > You'll burn in hell! > > Jesus: > I've cured a lot of lepers and I've risen from the dead > Is that what it's gonna take to get this through your > head? > If you insist on smoking to indulge those teenage kicks, > Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx! > What a fix! Sulphur pools! Torture tools! > Seperation from your family jewels > > All: > Ra-ma-la-ma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong! > Listen to Jesus, Jimmy! > > Jesus: > Gotta give it up for Lent, boy! > (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Or wind up as Satan's rent boy! > (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Don't let reefer kick your > keister! > (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the poster boy for Easter > > Jimmy, let me see ya (Lemme see ya, Jimmy) > Kick the sin and sensimilla (Go! Go! Go! Gotta kick it!) > Jimmy, don't turn your back on God > > All: > For the Lord God omnipotent hateth > Marijuana! Marijuana! > Listen to Jesus, Jimmy! > > Jesus: > Thou shalt heed this holy omen! > (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Stop indulging like a Roman! > (Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) All the cherubim say you gotta > (You gotta! Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Trust the man with > the stigmata! > Jimmy, don't you turn your back on God... > On God! > > Pud | |
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