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NOT SAYING THAT I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING SAID

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steven_stuart 02:34 am UTC 09/21/16
In reply to: THE LONGEST AND MOST SCHOLARLY REVIEW OF A MEAT LOAF ALBUM EVER FROM JIM STEINMAN FOREVER FB PAGE - ... - steven_stuart 02:31 am UTC 09/21/16

But it's very interesting. Hee hee.

> At long last, I’ve heard as much of the Braver Than We Are
> album as is currently available (which is to say, the
> whole bloody thing save one track), wherever one can find
> it, to the public. Everybody’s chiming in with reviews, so
> I suppose it’s my turn. Two warnings before we proceed,
> though:
> I tend to get long-winded about what I like and didn’t
> like song-wise, which is why I didn’t make this a
> conventional group post in and of itself. If you’re
> willing to stick with me all the way through, then more
> power to you! If you’re not, then just don’t leave a
> comment. To comment on this, you really need to read the
> whole thing with an open mind. (Having said that, I did
> include a section before the track-by-track breakdown with
> my overall review if you still want to know my general
> impressions.)
> If you’re the kind of person who only wants to hear praise
> for the album, this review might not be for you. I will
> simply say up-front that while I love Meat and Jim, I
> don’t have to out-and-out love everything they do
> together. There were a lot of bright spots, but I saw weak
> ones as well, and I’m not going to beat around the bush
> with regard to them. If you don’t like an even remotely
> critical eye, don’t read this. Saves me having to deal
> with bashing.
> OVERALL:
> MEAT’S VOICE: This has been the big question for many
> curious fans, especially those watching his live material
> of late, where Meat (let’s be honest) hasn’t so much sung
> his and Jim’s classic material as he has alternated
> shouting and muttering it over a safety track and a bevy
> of background vocalists that vainly attempt to camouflage
> his shortcomings. Like him for what he used to do or hate
> him for what he is now, he really shouldn’t be performing
> any of the material he and Jim created, old or “new,” in a
> live format anymore. In a studio, however, it is much
> easier to compensate for what isn’t there, so this album
> was always going to be a toss-up. As recently as 2011,
> Paul Crook, who handled the lion’s share of production on
> Braver, managed to make Meat sound halfway pleasant on
> Hell in a Handbasket, so it was possible he could pull off
> something. Well, this album shows what a difference five
> years makes. I won’t mince words: Meat’s voice is totally
> shot, and in most cases, not even the (clearly present)
> AutoTune covers for it. (It becomes especially obvious
> considering that when the same thing was done on
> Handbasket, they processed everybody’s vocals so Meat
> didn’t sound otherworldly or out-of-place; on this album,
> maybe because of the rush to finish things up, the mixers
> threw caution to the wind and didn’t give the other vocals
> the same attention, because Meat sticks out like a sore
> thumb on an album of otherwise strong, minimally processed
> voices, almost like Pierce Brosnan compared to the rest of
> the cast of Mamma Mia!.) With that in mind, I won’t be
> covering Meat’s vocals unless it’s necessary to point them
> out anywhere else in the review; once the obvious is
> stated, there’s really not a lot more to say. Having said
> that...
> MATERIAL: For being entirely recycled material with new
> bits and bobs stitched on, it’s a surprisingly good
> collection of tracks. The songs I loved, I really loved;
> the songs I liked, they were alright but I wouldn’t miss
> them. There’s only one song I absolutely didn’t care for
> out of the bunch that are currently available, and I’ll
> get to that down the way a bit. (Do I particularly care
> for the order they appear in? Not necessarily, but I
> haven’t tried re-arranging them yet. Gonna wait for the
> full album to do that.) Most of my love for the songs is
> owed to...
> ARRANGEMENTS: Meat made a lot of noise on mlukfc.com in
> the months of production leading up to completion about
> how this album was going to boast a lot of new sounds in
> terms of arrangements, and that it would sound more
> “current” and not like the material he and Jim used to cut
> (a word used here to mean “record” :P). Naturally, having
> heard with dismay -- like everyone else -- what Meat and
> Desmond Child at one point considered “the future of Bat
> Out of Hell” (Desmond’s words, to be fair, not Meat’s), I
> was skeptical as to how well this could be pulled off by
> Meat and anybody without Jim’s direct presence and firm
> hand. For the most part, however, upon hearing the album,
> I’ve been surprised and pleased by what I’ve heard. If
> Justin Avery Music is the one responsible for these
> arrangements, color me impressed! I’d love to hear what he
> could do with more of Jim’s offbeat oeuvre. I didn’t
> always feel the “background vocals as co-lead chorus”
> effect was necessary, or as effective in the studio as it
> is live for covering Meat’s (admittedly ample) ass, but,
> as Jim’s body of work proves, there’s nothing wrong with
> sticking to what you know.
> TRACK BY TRACK:
> 1. Who Needs The Young
> This was a track I was particularly concerned about. Meat
> has always said he wanted to include this on an album, but
> I had always felt there was an obvious reason it never
> turned up until Braver. That obvious reason, of course, is
> simply that it had never been a rock number. Every
> iteration of the song we are aware of from past projects
> of Jim’s which included it basically presents the song as
> a wacky, ghoulish cabaret tune -- “Das Chicago Song” gone
> violent and turned up to 11, Brecht and Weill if they let
> a high schooler with a leaning toward scatological humor
> contribute to the lyrics. Whatever the song’s relative
> merits, it did not sound in demo (or other) form like a
> “typical Meat and Jim track.” Meat has always emphasized
> that his music is rock with theatrical elements, as
> opposed to theater with rock elements; whatever the blend
> of the two may have been, “Who Needs The Young” has never
> sounded like it would fit in on a Meat Loaf album
> (especially after Meat reportedly rejected some of Jim’s
> demos for Bat III, as per Jim’s old blog, for sounding
> “too theatrical”), and without Jim directly helping to
> massage the arrangement, I was unsure of how well it would
> turn out.
> Until now! MY GOD, I was SURPRISED and PLEASED by what
> happened here!! The arrangements really make this track.
> The best way to put it for those who haven’t heard more
> than a sample is that it sounds like a wonderfully
> demented outtake from Repo: The Genetic Opera (or the
> Devil’s Carnival series of films by the creators of Repo).
> Asked to sum it up in a phrase, I’d call it “The
> Pandemonium Shadow Show gone rock sets up shop in Berlin
> during an economic depression, 1930.” I came in doubting
> it would work, and came out feeling it’s one of the best
> tracks on the album! Works surprisingly well as an opener,
> setting the tone for much of what follows (especially with
> the “My voice just isn’t what it was” lyric, where Meat
> sounds positively frantic, almost as though he’s
> reluctantly admitting defeat even as he shouts down the
> world), and I couldn’t love it more.
> 2. Going All The Way Is Just The Start (A Song In Six
> Movements)
> Well, I’ve already aired these feelings, but it’s worth
> noting that I don’t care for the new title for two
> reasons:
> Nothing major has changed materially, in my opinion, to
> justify changing the main title.
> The subtitle makes no damn sense because the six movements
> are never delineated at all, and it doesn’t sound like the
> song has six movements. For example, “Paradise By The
> Dashboard Light” had “Paradise,” “Let Me Sleep On It,” and
> “Praying For The End Of Time” -- there was a clearly
> delineated three-act structure, and you could tell which
> part of the song was which. It sounded like a tri-fold
> number. By comparison, “Going All The Way...” has no such
> delineated structure (at least until we get liner notes
> indicating otherwise) and sounds like a single whole, or
> -- to be generous -- two movements, like it is in Tanz der
> Vampire. Maybe three, if you want to push the long ending
> from the Karine Hannah demo (which gives the song its new
> title) as a separate entity. (Certainly not six, whatever
> way you slice it.)
> The whole thing stinks of trying to disguise the fact that
> this is money for old rope. Sorry, but I’m not drinking
> the Kool-Aid on this one. Were I in charge, especially
> with the album’s release so far in the future, I’d veto
> the title change (yes, even with the single and early
> promo materials already available) and call a spade a
> spade. But, as I am frequently reminded in a public venue
> by at least one creator of this album, I’m not in charge,
> so I have to be content with airing my feelings here.
> With that out of the way...
> I really love Karla and Ellen’s guest vocals; it was a
> wise choice to let them do most of the singing, and they
> easily come away the stars of this tune. (Having said
> that, I can’t help feeling that some of those previously
> named for the track, like Bonnie Tyler, Lorraine Crosby,
> or even Patti, might have been good to include as a
> contrasting timbre rather than including both Karla and
> Ellen, who sounded so similar that until I heard Ellen’s
> vowel sounds, which are very distinctive [pay attention to
> how she sings any vowel sound with an “r” on the end, for
> example], I couldn’t tell when the switch occurred, though
> it got easier as the song went on. I admit that for a half
> second I even thought to myself, “No wonder it was so
> easy to replace Ellen in 1978, you can barely tell the
> difference unless it’s visual.” I know, I know... in the
> words of Larry the Cable Guy, “Lord, I apologize for that
> right there. Be there with the starving pygmies in New
> Guinea, amen.”)
> The new lyrics aren’t horrible. They’re not all that, but
> they’re not egregiously bad. Having seen some of Jim’s
> rough drafts lately (“Devil’s Playground” anyone?), I feel
> I had good reason to worry. After hearing them, I see no
> reason to worry, although I admit to a little
> disappointment; the new lyrics sound like the kind of
> stuff Jim came up with and abandoned as he first developed
> the song, and then when Meat asked for some new words, he
> just went over the old pile of papers and chucked verses
> in where he felt they were appropriate. They don’t sound
> classic Jim, or even new-wave Jim... they just sound
> generic. They’re not amazing. But they were okay.
> I agree with Jim that listening to either of the two
> four-and-some-odd-minute variants of the single edit does
> not do this track justice. I can understand why Jim
> doesn’t like them; they sound like they were made by a
> monkey reading a copy of ProTools for Dummies. With whole
> chunks of the song missing, it sounds like only half a
> thought, and you entirely miss the new lyrics, which are
> included in one of the segments that was edited out, so
> anything new or distinctive about the song is not there.
> Listen to the full version if you can get your hands on
> it. Whatever else you think about the song, you will agree
> the full version is best.
> This track managed to stick fairly close to the
> arrangement we all know, while giving it more of the rock
> edge we’ve come to expect from a Meat record. It didn’t
> sound like something Jim wouldn’t do, so kudos for that.
> On this track, however, the gossip grapevine suggests we
> don’t have Justin Avery to thank for this; allegedly this
> and the next track were produced by Jim and his usual
> crew, and handed to Meat’s team to slap vocals -- and
> possibly a few instrumental overdubs -- on. (Shades of the
> Dead Ringer days.) I feel like this isn’t a big reveal,
> because a) so far it’s gossip, so until the album comes
> out with distinct credits who knows what’s true, and b)
> listening to “Going All The Way...” and “Speaking In
> Tongues,” you can just tell that Jim put his fingers in
> the pie more on those than anywhere else on the album.
> While they sound consistent with the rest of the album’s
> arrangements, there’s something distinctly Jim about them.
> (Perhaps on “Going All The Way...” it’s the obvious
> reliance on Bova’s programming going into “Sometimes it’s
> the flesh...” :P)
> 3. Speaking In Tongues
> Far and away one of my favorite tracks on the album. This
> is easily the biggest transformation of any that the songs
> on the album have undergone; this went from a throwaway
> boner joke to something like a hymn. The new bridge in
> particular makes the whole shift in tone work. When Meat
> said he was trying to get Jim to add another verse in an
> interview, I thought that Jim would just use both of the
> previously existing verses from the two Over the Top/Dream
> Engine variants and call it a day, but he exceeded my
> expectations and went above and beyond the call of duty to
> deliver a track that sits easily alongside “Read ‘Em And
> Weep” and “Everything Is Permitted” as an underrated
> classic Meat Loaf ballad.
> Arrangement-wise, this is one of the tracks where I feel
> the co-lead chorus of background vocals was unnecessary;
> while Meat’s voice sounds obviously processed, it also
> sounds strong enough to carry most of the song without
> needing help. If the chorus really needed to be there, it
> could be used on the repeat of the first verse which
> closes the song, but I don’t see the point in using it for
> more than that -- it only draws further attention to
> Meat’s vocal state. (While I’m talking about the vocals,
> aside from the female lead, they sound like they were
> ported in from another place and plopped into the track
> without caring about their effect on the overall sound;
> the band and the singers sound like they’re in two
> entirely different worlds, which, owing to the rumor
> discussed above, may well have been the case. But still,
> you couldn’t mix it so they sounded like more of a whole?
> A little reverb, perhaps? No? It sounds like a rough
> track.)
> Also, I admit to missing the “Christmas tree” verse, even
> though it doesn’t really fit with this arrangement; maybe
> Meat can record a version of the song as a novelty track,
> with that verse replacing the repeat of the first verse,
> if he ever gets that Christmas duets album he’s talked
> about over the past few years onto the market. :P
> 4. Loving You’s A Dirty Job But Somebody’s Gotta Do It
> I hate to be “that guy,” but I’m gonna say it. Let’s tick
> all the boxes: cover of a previously released Jim song
> made popular by a female artist? Check. Meat singing most
> of the female’s part of the song? Check. Decent but
> unexciting new arrangement? Check. All this needs is a
> not-so-carefully-chosen female celebrity in place of Stacy
> Michelle (who, I might add, is one hell of a singer), and
> an ostentatious unnecessary string arrangement (though in
> this case I think it would have helped), and this could be
> a Bat III outtake. It sounds for all the world like “It’s
> All Coming Back To Me Now” and “Cry Over Me.” (And more
> than that, it sounds like Meat and his team playing a game
> of “Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better)” with Desmond
> and his crew.) I’m sorry, but it does. If you like this
> track and not those, opinion is subjective, and my
> subjective opinion is you’re a fuckin’ hypocrite, ‘cause
> this sounds exactly the same stylistically.
> With that note out of the way... it’s fine. It’s not
> Bonnie’s, but it’s fine. For all the Eighties production
> and the gobs of Todd Rundgren-arranged background vocals,
> I vastly prefer her version, which at least was exciting
> and had some movement to it. Like the Bat III tracks I
> compare this to, this version sort of plods along, and it
> doesn’t do anything particularly new. Unlike them, it
> seems to go out of its way not to sound like previous
> versions. I can see what Meat was trying to do, but it
> just doesn’t work for me. The intro is epic, very
> guitar-driven, but after that, it’s just confusing, and it
> takes a moment for you to realize that it is Bonnie’s song
> and not something new with the same title; there’s nothing
> familiar to latch onto until Meat starts singing. I’m not
> his biggest defender at times, as many will attest, but
> Jim picked those intro chords for a reason -- change
> whatever you want to about the arrangement, but leave the
> basic chords there so we know what the hell we’re
> listening to. We shouldn’t be waiting for the first verse
> to start in order to know what we’re hearing. (Also, I
> know Meat has said they were deliberately trying to step
> away from the traditional Rundgren-ized Steinman sound,
> but I miss the long fade with “There were times we had it
> all...”/“It’s a dirty job...” playing off of each other.
> The way it ends, it sounds just like the ending of the
> “All Coming Back” single edit. I thought this album wasn’t
> supposed to remind us of Bat III.)
> 5. Souvenirs
> This one was the first I heard (along with “Train Of
> Love”) before the rest of the album leaked, so it had a
> lot of time to grow on me. It’s alright, but it’s not
> remarkable. I can see why Jim purportedly doesn’t really
> care for this track, but I do like it for what it is.
> Arrangement-wise, I liked the horn section, very
> Springsteen or even Billy Joel (a comparison that would
> make Chris Clark very happy), but it could not have
> sounded more synthesized and fake. I mean, you’ve got a
> sax player in the band, let him do more solo sax like the
> demo; it won’t kill you. (Dave Luther sounds great on the
> rest of the song, for Christ’s sake!) Also, I really,
> really missed Jim’s piano from the Seventies demo, which
> was not just filler like it is here. Jim’s piano pulsed.
> It moved with the track. (In fact, I’d argue it’s some of
> the best rock ivory-tickling, in terms of normal rock
> piano and not traditional Steinman sound anyway, that Jim
> has ever recorded.) This just lays there.
> Also... who the fuck made it a rule that we can’t fade out
> a song on record anymore? This is noticeable on other
> songs on this album, but especially so on “Souvenirs.” Why
> are we circling back to earlier in the song to give it a
> strictly defined ending? We can totally fade into the
> distance! It’s okay to do that! As if you needed a reason,
> the demo has already set the precedent. The song is over
> at the thought that the vocalist “[doesn’t] want to play
> with you no more” -- we don’t need to go back and
> reiterate what they’ve already said. (Maybe that’s just
> me.)
> 6. Only When I Feel
> Remember how I said at the top of this (already way too
> long, sorry!) review that “[t]here’s only one song I
> absolutely didn’t care for out of the bunch that are
> currently available”? You’ve guessed it. Everyone’s
> talking about how “real” this is, and as “real” is a term
> with a very flexible definition, I can swallow that if I
> must. Meat himself is saying that he had a perfect vocal
> for this track, but he sacrificed it because, presumably
> speaking as a method actor, he wanted a vocal that
> reflected the pain this character was in.
> Boy, does this vocal reflect pain! Specifically, my pain
> at having to listen to it. If this is how the other songs
> sounded without tuning, then Meat needs it, and should
> stop pretending that it’s a crutch other artists use but
> he doesn’t rely on. If you as a listener like this track
> for any reason, fine, but in my book it’s not art, unless
> you consider the sound of a man on his last legs trying in
> vain to shit out anything that sounds like a note to be
> art. (And some people willingly listen to Yoko Ono, so I’m
> fully prepared for people to defend this track.) If this
> were a live show, maybe, if I really tried, I could
> justify it, buying the standard Loafer line that it’s not
> about the vocals but about the experience and the
> showmanship. But this is an album, where everything is
> under a microscope and can be tweaked to absolute
> perfection. And I came to hear singing, not... this.
> As if that weren’t enough, I agree with Jim that it’s only
> half a song. Without “If It Ain’t Broke (Break It)”
> attached, this is a trifle, and I say that not even
> necessarily agreeing that those two movements, if you
> will, belong in one song. It’s a nicely produced and
> arranged (except for the vocals) trifle, but it’s still a
> trifle. It doesn’t work as a standalone piece, and if it’s
> meant to be an intro or segue to “More,” it’s unnecessary.
> (I’d like to do as someone on the Rockman has done and
> cobble together a mix of this and “If It Ain’t Broke” from
> Bat III, and see how it sounds. Maybe I might like it more
> then.)
> My honest vote, and this is going to be a couple of really
> unpopular opinions in a row, so bear with me:
> If one is not going to replace the current take with the
> tuned vocal in the can (if it exists) before release, they
> should just drop this song from the album. It doesn’t add
> anything when it’s there, and it subtracts nothing when
> it’s not there, as listens where I skip the song have
> proved.
> If they absolutely feel the need for ten or more songs,
> they can do one of two things -- they can elevate the
> Imelda May duet bonus tracks, which at least are Steinman
> even if they are covers of previously released Meat
> material, into the album proper, or they can take the two
> non-Steinman bonus tracks (which I fully admit not having
> heard) and slot them in where appropriate. “Prize Fight
> Lover” alone, if it bears any resemblance to the Hang Cool
> Teddy Bear bonus track of the same name, is good enough in
> my opinion to stand alongside any Steinman song on this
> album. (I may be alone in this, but I will gladly
> sacrifice the “All Songs by Jim Steinman” billing -- which
> is erroneous anyway, as Michael Weller contributed to the
> lyrics of “Souvenirs” and changing a couple of lines in
> “More” doesn’t eliminate Andrew Eldritch’s part in shaping
> it -- if it means the album is made up of consistently
> produced and performed material.)
> 7. More
> If you’ve heard “More” once, by either The Sisters of
> Mercy or on the Wuthering Heights EP, you’ve heard this
> track done just fine, and arguably with better
> arrangements in either case. (Of the two previously
> released versions, I would say, programming aside, that
> Meat’s arrangement hearkens more to the Wuthering Heights
> version than The Sisters’ -- small surprise, as I
> understand the Wuthering Heights version was one of the
> tracks played over the tannoy before Meat took the stage
> on his pre-Bat III tour in 2005.)
> Nothing revolutionary goes on here. The two new lines Jim
> drops in to replace what is presumably Eldritch’s
> political ranting are not particularly creative, and as a
> “delightful” bonus, we get to hear more of those moments
> where Meat either couldn’t clearly discern the lyrics on
> whatever previous version of the song he listened to for
> reference (a la “Rise above yourself”/”cell” on “Cry To
> Heaven”) or changed a word or two, like he says he often
> does, for reasons that only make sense to him. Not bad,
> but not great.
> 8. Godz
> The arrangement on this track is garden variety “new-wave
> Meat” (lots of heavy guitars, pounding drumbeat,
> relentless pace), but on the plus side, it’s not
> particularly rangy, Meat’s vocals don’t sound so obviously
> AutoTuned (arguably the most consistent on the album), for
> once the co-lead vocals of the chorus work (in any
> incarnation of the song, it’s a number for a group
> anyway), and the unintentional message of the lyrics give
> this song a real resonance with the current political
> climate in America. I actually think “Godz” might be the
> sleeper hit of the album, especially if they play it on
> any alternative stations.
> The one drawback is the spoken word section (which, I
> might add, comes at kind of a weird spot in the song
> instead of being the intro like it was in the Neverland
> version -- whoever rearranged the structure of this song
> to make it sound more “conventional” should be slapped).
> It’s an album where Meat and Jim purport to really be
> working together, so spoken word was always going to be a
> part of that. But it’s usually Jim doing it, not Meat.
> Granted, for a variety of reasons, Jim’s probably in no
> condition to record it now, but you mean to tell me he
> hasn’t done countless demos of this song in better shape
> over the years, like he does every other damn song he’s
> ever written, from which he could drop in a sample of his
> voice, maybe even add effects to it so he sounds like the
> dictator addressing the goose-stepping troops through a
> bullhorn or something?
> Don’t get me wrong, Meat handles it well enough, but for
> continuity with the rest of the work they’ve done
> together, and to at least make it seem like Jim cared and
> was more involved than “consulting” (whatever that
> actually means), tossing in some new lines, changing a
> song title, and allegedly producing a couple of band
> tracks, it wouldn’t have hurt to use Jim (or at least his
> presence) here. Just my two cents.
> 9. Skull Of Your Country
> Don’t know, haven’t heard it yet (aside from the sample at
> the 429 Records site, which certainly sounds interesting,
> to say the least), and will be just as surprised as you
> guys!
> 10. Train Of Love
> Some people (looking at you, AG Fad) don’t like this song
> to begin with. I do. The demo sounded sparsely produced --
> which it probably was owing to Jim’s financial resources
> at the time; especially in theater, you work with what you
> can get -- but it’s a really great uptempo shouter, almost
> in the tradition of Stax or Motown or even Northern soul,
> with Jim’s typical lyrics with twists worthy of a Möbius
> strip. I would even argue that, properly produced and
> arranged, with the music industry in a different state of
> being, this could have been a desperately needed radio hit
> (it’s even already of somewhat appropriate length,
> edit-wise) for Meat.
> This version, however, just sits there. The arrangement
> isn’t horrible; I like the background vocals, that slide
> guitar work is impressive, Meat’s voice even manages to
> sound great in spite of the tuning. But the track is just
> not terribly exciting, and it definitely doesn’t feel like
> an album closer.
> It also suffers from the same problem “Souvenirs” and, to
> a certain extent, “...Dirty Job...” did -- there are
> elements from the previously recorded version (in this
> case, the three chord pattern twanged on guitar in the
> intro that could have become a powerful booming
> foot-stomper for multiple guitars or horns, the pulsing
> piano or synth riff that I think is played on organ or
> electric piano in the demo, and some of the background
> vocals) that aren’t there which would give it some extra
> juice with the proper treatment. Icing on the cake, if you
> will. And without them, the track is sort of lifeless.
> The Allmusic reviewer once said of Dead Ringer that “Meat
> Loaf often sounded only warmed over” compared to the
> “fiery listening experience” of Bat Out of Hell. I would
> say the same about Meat’s version of this song compared to
> what the demo suggests could have gone into it.
> CONCLUSION
> As Emperor Joseph frequently says in Amadeus, “Well, there
> it is.” Like it or hate it, I’ve said my piece. Comments
> welcome!


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