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Pudding 03:42 pm UTC 02/21/07 |
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re: Jim Steinman rumors - Bart 03:28 pm UTC 02/21/07 |
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I heard Jim imports squirrel pate from central Peru and is fluent in Klingon. Oh and rumour has it he says the Lord Prayer backwards http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvpygYcuyFg
Pud
> Dunno about these rumours but I have heard that Jim has a
> very very large penis and that that is the reason that he
> never got married cause it scared the hell out of all the
> women who saw him naked.
>
> > Is it true that Jim Steinman has nine nipples, each larger
> > than the other eight? And that he lives in a windmill
> > made out of Kraft singles where he varnishes ponies in the
> > moonlight and fights crime under the name "Cap'n Spanky?"
> > And is it true that Jim's armpits can scream? That would
> > make sense, given the picture on the back of Bad For Good,
> > where he's clearly attempting to muffle them.
> >
> > And is it true that one cup of Jim Steinman mixed with 8
> > oz. of warm mayonnaise can give anyone of Turkish descent
> > the power to neuter a walrus from across a room just by
> > yodeling at it?
> >
> > I can't believe none of these rumors have been addressed
> > on this board yet.
> >
> > -=ShoEboX=-
> >
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