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Bart 03:28 pm UTC 02/21/07 |
| In reply to: | Jim Steinman rumors - Shoebox 02:49 pm UTC 02/21/07 |
Dunno about these rumours but I have heard that Jim has a very very large penis and that that is the reason that he never got married cause it scared the hell out of all the women who saw him naked. > Is it true that Jim Steinman has nine nipples, each larger > than the other eight? And that he lives in a windmill > made out of Kraft singles where he varnishes ponies in the > moonlight and fights crime under the name "Cap'n Spanky?" > And is it true that Jim's armpits can scream? That would > make sense, given the picture on the back of Bad For Good, > where he's clearly attempting to muffle them. > > And is it true that one cup of Jim Steinman mixed with 8 > oz. of warm mayonnaise can give anyone of Turkish descent > the power to neuter a walrus from across a room just by > yodeling at it? > > I can't believe none of these rumors have been addressed > on this board yet. > > -=ShoEboX=- > | |
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