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I really REALLY hope...

Posted by:
Markus 06:20 pm UTC 02/21/07
In reply to: Jim Steinman rumors - Shoebox 02:49 pm UTC 02/21/07

... that this board will not die before I die! *lol*

Markus.

> Is it true that Jim Steinman has nine nipples, each larger
> than the other eight? And that he lives in a windmill
> made out of Kraft singles where he varnishes ponies in the
> moonlight and fights crime under the name "Cap'n Spanky?"
> And is it true that Jim's armpits can scream? That would
> make sense, given the picture on the back of Bad For Good,
> where he's clearly attempting to muffle them.
>
> And is it true that one cup of Jim Steinman mixed with 8
> oz. of warm mayonnaise can give anyone of Turkish descent
> the power to neuter a walrus from across a room just by
> yodeling at it?
>
> I can't believe none of these rumors have been addressed
> on this board yet.
>
> -=ShoEboX=-



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