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Shoebox 02:49 pm UTC 02/21/07 |
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Is it true that Jim Steinman has nine nipples, each larger than the other eight? And that he lives in a windmill made out of Kraft singles where he varnishes ponies in the moonlight and fights crime under the name "Cap'n Spanky?" And is it true that Jim's armpits can scream? That would make sense, given the picture on the back of Bad For Good, where he's clearly attempting to muffle them.
And is it true that one cup of Jim Steinman mixed with 8 oz. of warm mayonnaise can give anyone of Turkish descent the power to neuter a walrus from across a room just by yodeling at it?
I can't believe none of these rumors have been addressed on this board yet.
-=ShoEboX=-
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