I'm keeping an eye out for future updates on this marvelous project.
> Okay, it's obvious that Jim's always got a lot of
> potential projects going on, and when you've got THAT many
> irons in the fire, you're GONNA end up dropping a few on
> your foot and jumping around in pain screaming "OW! FUCK!
> MY FOOT!! THIS IRON SUCKS!!" and then going out and
> beating a bunch of elderly pedestrians to death with a
> crowbar, much like I did to this metaphor several words
> ago.
>
> But there's an obvious solution for this, and that's to
> create a backup Jim Steinman...a "Vice Steinman" if you
> will...which can take over duties for any project that the
> original Jim Steinman is unavailable for. And NO,
> MEAT, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT DIANE WARREN.
>
> So I've built my very own four-inch-high Jim Steinman out
> of marshmallows, Q-Tips, and aluminum foil, and I must say
> it's coming along nicely. It hasn't composed any new
> songs yet, and when I left it alone near my computer
> earlier it made another "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" dance
> mix and remastered a Boyzone LP, so it clearly needs some
> tweaking (and I can't post samples of either, because the
> little Steven Rinkoff I made out of an onion and a stick
> won't let me.) But we're off to a promising start here.
> I'll post updates as they happen.
>
> -=ShoEboX=-
>
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