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A thousand skull ties!

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Scaramouche 07:44 pm UTC 05/29/12

At the link is the new Batman demo I promised for the end of last year...Dancing With The Joker In The Pale Moonlight'.

It's primarily a comic ensemble number for the 'goons' and comes early in Act 1.

It's preceded by a 'Gotham' version of Jim's 'How Do You Bury The Skull Of Your Country?'

A single spotlight slowly reveals Joker posed on a raised platform holding aloft a skull, which he stares at (think the graveyard scene from Hamlet).

With a cathedral organ backing, he sings How Can I Bury The Skull Of The Batman?

How can I bury the skull of the Batman?
How can I bury Gotham City in fear?
Where you gonna hide my dears, when the Joker comes calling?
Tonight I'm gonna have some fun, so why so serious?

Let the revels begin while the night is so young
Let the revels begin call the pack together

The 'goons' start emerging one by one, from stage left & right. Joker holds them in disdain, and as they approach to shake his hand, they get a series of put downs, (the finger, kicks up the arse, slaps across the head etc).

They start to gather centre stage on a stepped/raised platform, and join in on the 'Let the revels begin...' mantra.

Let the revels begin while the night is so young
Let the revels begin call the pack together........ x 10

All the goons (around 10) have now assembled on the stepped platform centre stage and are standing to attention, but still singing, with their faces up lit (think Queen in the Bo Rhap video).

The Joker is now in front of them, with his back to the audience and 'madly conducts' his choir, with arms flailing in all directions. He sings the last line alone, with arms raised high and wide...

Let the revels begin, all my children together now... (the 'pack' is slowly lit).

He then turns to the audience, sarcastically rolls his eyes (indicating to the goons with his head) and sighs '...and you think you've got problems?'

He then turns to the goons and shouts: 'Five minutes! Be ready!' and exits off stage, slamming a previously unseen door.

Stage is slowly lit to reveal the goons on bleachers inside an old abandoned gymnasium. This is their clubhouse/hideout. There is a basketball hoop with a torn net hanging down. A small makeshift bar with several beer kegs. A dartboard. Old car seats & packing cases for seats. Litter is strewn everywhere.

Life with the Joker hasn't turned out the way they all thought and they lament their predicament (we sold our souls such a long time ago...), but they stick around due to the one upside that outweighs everything else....the hunt, the kill, the search & destroy...they then sing 'Dancing With The Joker in The Pale Moonlight'.

Contrary to the demo, each line of the verses, pre-choruses & coda are to be sung by a different goon. The choruses and outro are to be all the goons together (when listening to the demo try to hear bigger group vocals)..

During the Dance Macabre section, the only gay goon amongst the group (think Louie Spence/Mario Cantone/Richard Simmons) emerges with a flying ballet leap and 'jazz hands', wearing a tight vest and illuminous leg warmers. He sings the dance macabre/so macabre lines and is answered by all the other goons (they're the only steps we know...).

As they sing that's how you're all gonna go...they fill the stage left to right, and turning to face the audience, they all now have weapons in their hands (primarily pump-action shotguns but one has a blunderbuss, one has a ridiculously large M134 chain gun with bullet belts over him, and one goon, the 'runt', has a pathetically small single chamber pistol.

With a simultaneous 'cock' of their weapons, they are raised and then fire red confetti out into the audience (4:30 on the track).

Hearing the blast, Joker returns to the stage and the goons then sing the coda. After each section the Joker continues to show his disdain with sarcastic responses ('really', 'uh-uuuh', 'whatever').

He is impressed by the 'thousand skull ties' line and responds accordingly.

The song then moves into the final outro section, and again try to hear more voices doing these lines.

As the song ends it's time for them to head out into the pale moonlight to 'work', and Joker tells them to 'saddle up...'

Hope you enjoy and here are the lyrics:

Dancing With The Joker In The Pale Moonlight
Words & Music by David J Smith © 2011

We sold our souls such a long time ago
To a psycho with a slash for a smile
He promised us riches and fortune and fame
He promised me a trip down the Nile

But promises, promises, they soon turned to dust
We’re only hired help making minimum wage
Yearning for salvation in a world full of shit
Yet burning with insatiable rage

But there’s one thing that makes this life so irresistible
That makes it all worthwhile
When the light starts to fade and the dark starts to creep
And the psycho starts to crack his evil smile
You’ll always find us, you’ll always find us, you’ll always find us…1 2 3 4

Dancing with the Joker in the pale moonlight
There’s just no other way to live
So we’re dancing with the Joker in the pale moonlight tonight
An every night
An dancing with the Joker, what a wonderful thrill
An amazing adrenalin rush
So we’re dancing with the Joker in the pale moonlight tonight
An every blood shot night

We’ve sacrificed everything & then more
To a freaky megalomaniac
Too much for him is always never ever enough
Will we ever please the leader of our pack?

An he’s mad an he’s bad, so very dangerous to know
He’s a sadist who will feast on your fear
Have you heard he likes to decorate with ribbons of blood?
Have you seen the way his pencils disappear?

But there’s one thing that makes this life so hedonistical
That makes us feel so alive
When the moon starts to rise and the night starts to howl
And the psycho starts his maniacal jive
You’ll always find us, you’ll always find us, you’ll always find us…5 6 7 8

Dancing with the Joker in the pale moonlight
It’s an addiction for which there’s no cure
So we’re dancing with the Joker in the pale moonlight tonight
An every night
An dancing with the Joker, is the ultimate sin
Just take a look at the glint in our eyes
So we’re dancing with the Joker in the pale moonlight tonight
And every reckless, excessively excess, always hysterical, so orgiastical, bacchanalian night, every bacchanalian night, so many bacchanalian nights!

Dance, dance, dance macabre
They’re the only steps we know
So, so, so macabre
That’s how you’re all gonna go

They say that the Batman has some wonderful toys
They say the Devil has all the best tunes
They say that Dolly Parton has magnificent hits
But the Joker has all the best goons! ‘really?’

They say that the Batman has a humongous cave
They say that Arkham has all the best loons
They say that Gordon Ramsey has incredible meat
But the Joker has all the best goons! ‘uh huuuuh…’

They say that the Batman has amazing lycra
They say that Disney have all the best ‘toons
They say that Lady Ga Ga has some monstorous balls
But the Joker has all the best goons! ‘whatever…’

They say that the Batman has some wonderful toys
They say the Devil has all the best tunes
They say that Jimmy Steinman has a thousand skull ties…
‘A thousand skull ties? And I thought I was over the top…’
But the Joker has all the best goons

The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons

The Joker has all the best
Better than all the rest
Come put us to the test
What else will rhyme with ‘est’
Joker has all the best goons

The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all (I said)
The Joker has all (I said)
The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons

Gotham City
What a pity
You’re outta luck
Who gives a fuck?
Oh God another dark one tonight!

Cos the Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons

The Joker has all (I said
The Joker has all (I said)
The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons
The Joker has all the best goons
Ga – oooons
Ga – oooons
Ga – ooooooooooooons!
Dancing with the Joker in the pale moonlight, oh yeah!

Saddle up boys, lock an load
Looks like it’s gonna be another dark one tonight…




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