| Susan, I have a question for you. | |
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MegaMilton 05:36 pm UTC 05/02/07 |
| How do you do it? How do you come up with so much nonsense? Don't you have a life? And, would you read this story I wrote and tell me what you think of it? Although I am wasting my time as you most likely will not reply to me. Here is my story. No more of this nonsense. You can't give me anymore tax free potatochips. You can't distract me with clowns and mimes anymore. You can't keep me glued to a chair with three Woody Wood Pecker dolls in my lap. I think you are an asshole. I think it is time for you to take some of your own medicine. Yes, Yes, YES!!! You can't keep me quiet anymore. You can't make me lie to my parents about your nondescript loittering anymore. The cat is out of the bag and you are now public enemy number one forever!!! I'M ON A RAGE!!! The rebellion is now afoot. The game is now afoot. Don't try to tell me you aren't interested. Because I know how much you want the rare diamonds that I have in my possesion. I'm not afraid of this anymore. And you are now exsposed, your horrible past is now made public. Your lies, murders and horrendous child endangerment is now for everybody to see. You are never to step foot in my house again. go away and never return...you psycho. The Beat Is Yours Forever. Mr. Soulzappa is looking for souls to zap and too add to his ever growing collection. Robert Altman sold my soul without my knowledge and it really pissed me off. Who does Robert Altman think he is? Some kind of soul seller behind someones back? Kiss The Frog With The Yellow Jelly. Kiss is a good band, I don't understand what everybody's problem is with them. I see a naked wire. We are in a bottomless sea. The waves are intense. You can't navigate past the flowers of doom, not without some help from Jar Jar Binks. Surf's Up, So Am I. I'M ON A RAGE!!! Thats all for now. Hello everybody, I have returned once more to speak to you all. Sometimes I think the spiders are intelligent invaders from Jupiter. The only whose afraid of the dark. I'M ON A RAGE!!! Don't get in my way assholes, I've got a bubble gun and I'm not afraid to use it. Don't ever get in my way, because my lethal bubble gun will eliminate you and I don't really give a damn. I'll never be anyone but me. Mr. Bubble is cool. All I have To Do Is Dream. When I want you and all your charmes all I have to do is dream. The only trouble is I'm dreaming my life away. A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman. Go To Sleep, Everything Is Allright. I'm running scared. I'M ON A RAGE!!! The social security office is a pain in the ass. Mr. Social Security vs Health Benefits and limitless french fries are disgusting. Robert Altman is a man and he's looking for a woman like you. He's lonely old and sad. He knows what only the lonely (Roy Orbison's and Frank Sinatra's version) know. Royalty is a trivial thing. Who wants a king or a queen when you can have a president who can only serve two four year terms? It is easy to dismiss a president but can you add or subtract his effective new priority lists that lie on his desk? This hopeless scheme is almost dead in the water. You will recall each fun time that we had together. Don't bother remembering me, I'm nothing special. Goodbye For Now. It's great that its starting to get warm. I can't stand the cold. I think everybody should get arrested once in a while, some people deserve to get arrested anyways. Things have changed quite a bit since the last time I checked in on the goings on down at the Soap Box Social Club. They don't usually eat dinner down there, they just eat lunch at time and never stop for the stop signs or red lights at the corner store. This place ain't doing me any good, I should move to Hollywood. I'm on a RAGE!!! Never let the bullies get in your way, if you stand up to them they will usually back down. They don't expect the little man to stand up for himself these days. If the Bible is right the world will explode. I'm locked in tight, I'm on a RAGE!!! The next time I see a jackass rude motherfucking kid on a bike, I'll RUN HIS ASS OVER AND BACK OVER HIS BODY AND LEAVE HIM FOR DEAD!!! Belive me, if I could prove it he'd be in jail. I went way out of my way to be helpful and they threw it all back in my face. I appreciate the fact that this young man decided to get a loan on my house which I knew would drive me to bankruptcy. These kids just don't understand how things work out here. They think they can just show up and swim in cash and things just don't work that way. If they had one single solitary clue as to what the hell is going on around town these cocky little bastards wouldn't even make it to second place and they would suffer and melt away like ice in hell and never show their faces around this neighborhood ever, ever again. I've been to London, and the future ain't pretty, trust me. The Future is coming soon and we all had better be ready for the next major leap in human evolution. For if we make the final cut, we will all be alright. Safe and sheltered from the wind, snow and rain. The storm of the century will hit like a ton of bricks, but we will be safe in our shelteres. Safe and sound for all times and forever and ever...amen. The tunnel to heaven is bright and brilliant. It's nothing like anything a human being has ever seen and yet we have all already seen it. It is our warm, comforting shelter from the evil, storms and chaos that envolopes us in its dreary hold. Break away from it, all of you. Never give up and never surrender. | |
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